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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:21

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
No, not a chance
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
No go.
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...