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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Otsuka tops Vera Therapeutics in kidney disease study showdown - statnews.com

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

No, not a chance

Frequent Nightmares Linked to Faster Aging and Premature Death - Gizmodo

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

No way

South Korea’s opposition leader Lee wins election as voters punish conservatives after martial law chaos - CNN

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Who will benefit most from DeepSeek, the Chinese AI startup that is laying waste to US stocks? Who will be hurt the most?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are some sunscreens that are suitable for oily-skinned individuals and do not make the face look greasy or shiny after application?

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Most Women Ignore This Symptom As A Subtle Sign Of A Heart Attack, But It Could Be A Matter Of Life And Death - BuzzFeed

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Pacers defeat Knicks in 6 games, advance to NBA Finals to face Thunder - NBC News

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Anker recalls over a million power banks after reports of fires - TechSpot

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Anxious-depressed individuals underestimate themselves even when they’re right - PsyPost

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

No go.

Man Sits On and Breaks Crystal-Encrusted ‘Van Gogh’ Chair in Italian Museum Before Fleeing - ARTnews.com

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Which spiritual Baba is the richest in India?